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Four Worms and a lesson____

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol - Dead.




The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead




Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead




Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.




So the Minister asked the congregation -





What can you learn from this demonstration?




Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and s

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service --

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