It is currently Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:57 pm

All times are UTC - 4 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: How to make people happy
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:20 pm 
Offline
Senior Member
Senior Member
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:50 pm
Posts: 184
The President, the first Lady, and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force.

George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, " You know, I could throw a
$1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, " Well, I could throw ten $100.00
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Cheney says, " Of course then , I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills
out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them, and says to his
co-pilot," Such big shots back there......
hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people VERY HAPPY!"


-Eva


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:13 pm 
Offline
Site Admin
Site Admin
User avatar

Joined: Sat May 29, 2004 11:46 pm
Posts: 14444
Location: NC
The pilot is the only smart one of the bunch! I'm with him!

Catherine

Image

_________________
Image

"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime."
Honore de Balzac

"Democrats work to help people who need help.
That other party, they work for people who don't need help.
That's all there is to it."

~Harry S. Truman


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 4 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Blue Moon by Trent © 2007
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group