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 Post subject: Don't Mess With Older Women!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:44 pm 
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This is a true story. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,
upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with
her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know
how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a
second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat
shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the
car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not
get her key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then it dawned
on her why. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or
five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to
the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't
stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four
pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described
as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and
carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.



"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime."
Honore de Balzac

"Democrats work to help people who need help.
That other party, they work for people who don't need help.
That's all there is to it."

~Harry S. Truman

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