Another joke I found - thought you might like it.

An airline's policy required the first officer to stand at the door
while passengers exited, give a smile and say, "Thanks for flying
XYZ airline."

The airline pilot had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.
In light of his rough and bad landing, he had a hard time looking
the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a
smart comment.

Finally everyone had gotten off except for one slow moving little
old white haired lady.

She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?"

"Why no, Ma'am, what is it?"

"Did we land, or were we shot down?"