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 Post subject: GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMED!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:31 pm 
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GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMED

This is hysterical! Make sure you read the whole thing. There is a
serious message at the end, but you get to laugh on the way there.


For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram
"OK," I said, "let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooters in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
>From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's viselike grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath," she! said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And, see how THEY come out!

Mail this to 13 other females. Now, don't break the chain! One female
broke the chain, her plumbing became so bad, she now has an outhouse!

OK gals, now that you have had your laugh, remember...
Breast Cancer Awareness... Go have those boobs checked out and stay
healthy! Pass the message on to your mothers, sisters, daughters, aunts,
cousins, friends, --- and even your enemies. Because the WORST enemy is
Breast Cancer.

It's even worse than having to shake hands with George Bush after he's been picking his nose.

Seriously, I think it's pathetic that there's so much money for weapons and wars, but very little for things like this which contribute so much to women's health.


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Catherine

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