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 Post subject: The Liquor Monster
PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:10 pm 
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While frequenting the local bar (Knockers sports rock cafe) I often witness the primitive animalistic nature of man, when the alcohol lust overtakes the brain. The atmosphere is filled with very scantily clad servers whose robust bodies and beautiful faces make this place an addictive adventure for all to enjoy. Women and men alike partake in the binging of beers and liquor spirits until the last call is heard ringing with the bells. Over 100,000 songs to choose from the backed up jukebox. For some, this is truly paradise. Midnight rolls along and the cigarette smoke gets thicker than the 151 liquor. CRASH!! Your basic bar brawl erupts and beer bottles go flying. A not so uncommon occurance at Knockers Bar. The contestants get bounced out and the party continues with little more changed than a conversation. What makes the beast leap from within when you mix the mind with liquid death? How can we cease the addiction, when this is the actual refuge of mans natural desires? Beautiful half-naked women who cater to your every whim, bringing you intoxicants and food, music to suit every taste, entertainment in the form of sports and games, and a sense of belonging. How can an alcoholic with a lust for lifes indulgences break the cycle of madness? The binging of lifes offerings will inevitably bring early death, but who cares when your living life this good. Any thoughts on the subject?


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 Post subject: Instant assholes
PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:21 am 
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Add liquid courage and watch the fools lose contact with reality. Give 'em guns and start a war. Ain't it just like heaven on earth.

Since it's friday nite, I'll bet Bucky and T.T. are out there tonight whooping it up and hiding from reality, talking about what they would be doing if they were in Iraq. Maybe in a drunken stupor they'll sign up! Tomorrows hangover is todays regrets. :pukeleft: :pukeright: [smilie=to funny.gif]


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