I wouldn't do that to any good, self-respecting live chicken, D.Og's...have some respect for the bird population, if you please!
How about a few snails and/or leeches up their asses instead? I can't say how that could contribute to the "conquest" of the so-called bird flu, but hell, when's the Bush bunch ever made sensible decisions about anything, anyway?
Add that goddamned former FEMA director Brown to the picture, mix in Karl Rove, Tom Delay, Scrotum Libby, Dick Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, McClellan, etc. etc. and you've got a prize winning masterpiece. A true-blue image of the American leaders at their very best.
I don't think Bush is going to receive a big welcome down Argentine way...but of course the msm will spin it so it'll look like he's being inundated by well-wishers!
Any bird flu been found in Argentina? If Bush caught bird flu down there, he might have to be quarantined for a long, long time! The idiot should be, anyway. He's a menace to the entire world and constitutes a much greater danger than any disease ever has, up to and including the Ebola virus!