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 Post subject: Bush's Feces & Urine: Classified Top Secret?
PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:43 am 
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There are bizarre internet rumors of a personal portable toilet for Bush to use when overseas. The rumor is that this is to prevent foreign chemical analysis of his excrement. (deleted link). Normally I would blow this off as some of the wilder of conspiracy theories, but watching Bush’s actions over the last week, I can’t help but wonder, to what lengths would those around him go to hide it if he is smashed most of the time? If he is too incapacitated to serve? Who could or would step up and do anything about it? The people around him are not people willing to part with the power they have granted themselves. These are also not people willing to admit that their golden boy is a dangerous, sick failure.


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Even Bush's Feces & Urine
Are Classified Top Secret
All Of It Captured And Flown Back From Europe


By Wayne Madsen
WayneMadsenReport.com
7-5-6


Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most.

The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.

In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered "state secrets."

The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the ailing leader.

During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis.

More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited Washington.

Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.


Link http://www.rense.com/general72/fexc.htm

:shock: :?: :shock: :?:

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Isn't paranoia this extreme an indication of insanity?

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Remind you of Howard Hughes? :?

Assuming this theory is correct, maybe his handlers are afraid that the depths of Bush's insanity will manifest itself in some physical way and show up in his poop and pee as a new strain! One thing's for sure, the drug companies will never find a cure for it! :P

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Assuming this theory is correct, maybe his handlers are afraid that the depths of Bush's insanity will manifest itself in some physical way and show up in his poop and pee as a new strain!


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