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the teacher is probably a distant cousin of homphobe/hypocrite rev ted haggert.
...and probably has tits that stick out to the end of the hall.
BUT, keep in mind, this was an AIDE, which isn't the same thing as a teacher, although why the teacher went along with this stupidity, I cannot imagine, except that Texas just seems to have an overabundance of non-thinkers who make the news. Maybe the teacher didn't have anything to do with it, and most likely the aide didn't like this child in the first place.
I taught with a lady who had unusually large breasts and, if she'd reported every child who ever shoved his/her little face into those mounds when they spontaneously hugged her, the reports would've swamped the central office. Same goes for myself...I'm not large-breasted, but most of my third graders' heads reached the level of my chest. They'd always hug me, and they'd turn their heads to the side while I was in their embrace. One child liked to linger...she'd say "Mrs.___________, I can hear your heart." I'd look down at her and say, "Yep, so don' t you ever say I've not got one."