1. Write check out to "Uncle Sam"
2. Put check in envelope (don't forget postage!) address to:
c/o Any Bureacrat
Washington, D.C.
3. Include note that says, "Dear Faceless Govt Employee, I know that the FedGovt can put this money to use helping the downtrodden much more effectively than I could. The Govt has proven itself to be the most trustworthy and efficient insrtument of welfare. They have done a commendable job of guarding the Public Treasury, and I know that I'm--through you--helping a starving child SOMEWHERE in the world by sending you, dearest public servant, a portion of my hard-earned wages."
4. Sit back, crank up NPR, give self a pat on the back, log onto TVNLs, and fire off an angry anti-Bush post.