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 Post subject: "THE LIGHT BULB", WITH THE BUSH NUTS.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:37 pm 
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This may belong in a "One and Only" section, if there were one here on the forum. Or it could be printed and used as you know what in the Outdoor Privy..



> > How many members of the Bush Administration are needed
> > to change a light bulb?
..
> > Answer: TEN.
>
> > 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
> > 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the
> > light bulb needs to be changed;
> > 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light
> > bulb;
> > 4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are
> > either for changing the light bulb or for eternal
> > darkness;
> > 5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to
> > Halliburton for a new light bulb;
> > 6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
> > janitor and standing on a step ladder under the banner
> > "Bulb Accomplished";
> > 7. One administration insider to resign and in detail
> > reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole
> > time;
> > 8. Another one to viciously smear #7;
> > 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on
> > how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing
> > policy all along;
> > 10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the
> > difference between screwing in a light bulb and
> > screwing the country.
> > And after all is said and done, no one will notice
> > that they never actually managed to change the light bulb.

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