The end of mankind is near, very near.:banghead:

Refer those Raptureites to Mrs. Betty Bowers' website... http://www.bettybowers.com They will be eternally grateful, because it's very important that they make sure they're dressed appropriately for the Rapture, have the very best links to Jesus, and that they've attended a few of Betty's soirees, where they can practice throwing a few stones. AND I'm so glad Tom Delay will be a part of the Rapture...maybe he'll manage to grab Scooter on the way...and Cheney...and W!

Seriously, these people remind me of the Heaven's Gate believers...only those poor, misguided people harmed only themselves.

If you've not done so, please check out this report.... http://tvnewslies.org/phpbb/viewtopic.p ... ship+fools It is just as scary!

Thanks Catherine for the links. The Betty Bowers's site is very good. Another sarcastic site about this mess... The people in the annual cruise organised by the National Review are totally crazy too! It's the human madness at its best!

If you're not already familiar with it, check out http://www.whitehouse.org



PRESIDENT REASSURES HIS HUNDREDS OF SUPPORTERS FOLLOWING ROUTINE RECTAL ROTO-ROOTERING

THE PRESIDENT: My fellow Americans: Yesterday, I briefly surrendered my reigns of power to Vice President Dick Cheney, on account of I had to get a colonasstomy in case the loving God who appointed me ruler changes His mind and tries to kill me with the ass cancer. I know it's uncomfortable for my adoring public to think of me, their super-macho El Hefe, all drugged up and helpless, de-pantsed, with a ten-foot robot python jimmying so far up my gayhole, it could taste yesterday's Cheetos – but don't worry: I'm OK. And to every fucktard standup comic and late show host who's wondering: NO, they did not find another copy of my Iraq war plan up there!

This site is awesome! It looks like the official site! I will use it to play a prank on some of my friends!