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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:39 am 
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Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap

An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ." (5 pages)

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After reading the article and autopsy report I had two questions:

1) What killed him? The dildo up the butt should not have been fatal. Was it just heat exhaustion from all the rubber?

2) How does one hog-tie oneself?

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A Proud Liberal wrote:
2) How does one hog-tie oneself?


Exactly. One doesn't.

Two do. Where's the second?


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