Bush Shoe-Throwing Jokes“Well, folks, looks like we finally found something President Bush is good at. Dodgeball!” –Jay Leno
“See, that’s when Bush realized he was on his way out, when the Secret Service are going, ‘Yeah, we’re guarding the new guy now.’” –Jay Leno
“You’ve got to give Bush credit. I mean, the guy moved pretty quickly. … Too bad he didn’t react that way with bin Laden or Katrina, bin Laden or the mortgage crisis, bin Laden or Afghanistan, bin Laden or the Lehman Brothers.” –David Letterman
"I don’t think Bush really has dodged anything like that, well, since the Vietnam War.” –David Letterman
“The man who threw his shoes at President Bush is being hailed as a hero in Iraq. In fact, when he dies, he’ll be greeted in heaven by 72 podiatrists.” –Conan O’Brien
“Anyway, the conspiracy theories have begun. Oliver Stone is already making a movie about the shoe-throwing incident. He thinks there was a second shoe-thrower, because that journalist threw two shoes in four seconds. That’s impossible.” –Craig Ferguson
“The irony of all of this is of course that this shoe-throwing incident is as close as we’ll ever get to finding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.” –Craig Ferguson
http://www.aeaee.com/bush-shoe-throwing-jokes.html
