Eventually, Bush will have to hold a news conference, assuming the election is actually certified when and if all the votes are ever officially counted.

For speculative purposes, and because it might be fun to do this, think of some questions you would like to ask him if you could be a news reporter at this mythical event.

Of course, I'm remembering the April News Conference (was that his last one?) where Bush couldn't think of a single mistake he'd made as president!

I'd like to ask him if he'd be willing to turn around and let us see if his wire is showing.

I'd like to ask him how he justifies his own existence.

I'd like to ask him if he's having affairs with Rice, Rove, or both!

Catherine