GARLIC ASKS ABOUT THE BUSH 2004 VICTORY


Bush won by taking Ohio this time. Any thoughts about his victory?

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"More than half of America's citizens--a large portion of them women--made a valiant attempt to choose their own leader, even though they knew that their votes would not be counted. It was truly inspirational."
Darleen Edwards, Writer



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If Bush has a draft, I hope I'm not picked by Cincinnati."
Ted Daniels, Gym Teacher



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"I made my decision on the basis of which candidate I would go with on a cross-country crime spree."
Clark Bender, Cook



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"The best moment for me was when Bush did his victory lap around the site of the World Trade Center."

Terry Jenner, Nurse



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"It's an outrage! If Nader had been the only candiate, he'd be President by now!"

Robert Duncan, Environmentalist



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"I voted for Bush because Fox said that the name of every person who votes against George Bush is going to be read aloud on television the next time we're attacked by terrorists."
James Jackson, Motel Manager


This is a parody of an ONION parody.

Link: http://www.bushwatch.com/garlic2004win.htm



Catherine