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POLITICAL ESSAYS
Perfectly Cracked (PC)
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March 25, 2005
Associated Press [1]
WMD Report Unlikely to Praise
[Intelligence] Agencies
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"The nine-member panel...is
expected to issue its report
on weapons of mass destruction
next week."
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AP quotes a panel member:
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"I think questions had to be
answered as to why we were so
wrong."
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We?
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Bu$h is Commander-in-Chief.
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When he orders LIES, that's
what he gets from his lackeys.
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That's why it's called "the
intelligence community"!
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March 25, 2005
Associated Press [2]
Terrorism Ruled Out in Oil
Refinery Blast
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AP quotes the BP America prez:
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"It's clear that we have a lot
of work to do in the coming
days to make sure we understand
exactly what happened...."
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But it's perfectly clear NOW!
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AP exlains:
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"FBI agents have ruled out ter-
rorism, but federal regulators
estimate it will take them months
to determine what caused...[the]
refinery explosion...."
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DUH # 1
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And if that's not clear enough,
AP explains again:
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"...an FBI spokesman in Houston
dismissed a statement posted on
an Islamic Web site claiming
responsibility for the blast.
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"He said there was no indication
of foul play."
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DUH # 2
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March 25, 2005
New York Times [3]
Wrong, Wrong and Wrong: Math
Guides Are Recalled
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"[New York] City education offi-
cials were forced to recall test
preparation materials for math
exams...after discovering that
they were rife with errors,
including basic arithmetic mis-
takes."
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"For instance, the word 'fourth'
was misspelled on the cover of
the fourth-grade manual.
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"According to school officials,
a fact-checker within the depart-
ment failed to do a proper job."
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P-S-S-S-T!
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Another intelligence community
agent loses his-her cover.
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March 25, 2005
New York Times [4]
Texas Woman Is Accused of New
Jersey Hostage Hoax
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"A young woman was arrested by
law enforcement authorities in
Texas on Thursday and charged
with calling in a long-distance
hoax that led to Tuesday's day-
long siege in which police SWAT
teams cordoned off a neighbor-
hood [in New Brunswick NJ] and
surrounded a house for hours in
the mistaken belief that a vio-
lent rapist was holding a young
girl hostage inside."
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It COULDN'T POSSIBLY be marks
in New Jersey.
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It HAS TO BE a gir-r-rl grifter
in Texas.
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After that, you want more?
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Do your own work.
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I mean, you won't have to look
far for material.
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[1]
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dy ... ge=printer
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[2]
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dy ... ge=printer
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[3]
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http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/25/nyreg ... &position=
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[4]
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/25/nyreg ... &position=
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