Oh, The Great CoMpLeXiTy!
April 28, 2005
U.S. Says Lesser Groups Helping
There is no al-Qaida and never
The Superpower invented the name
because it knew its dumbed down
true-believers couldn't handle
the --oh, dear-- complexity of a
real world where ONE AND ALL
are out to bring down The Great
So now its propagandists are
stuck with "al-Qaida" when more
and more people are rejecting
with a guffaw them absurdities
thunk up by The Superpower's
So the propagandists are timidly
trying to back off from THE
BIG LIE because hanging on to it
has become too --oh!-- complex.
Now we hear stuff like this:
"There is a declining role for a
significantly degraded al-Qaida
and a rising role for groups in-
spired by al-Qaida." PSHAW!
And there's "a new phase of the
global war on terrorism, one in
which local groups inspired by
al-Qaida organize and carry out
attacks with little or no support
or direction from al-Qaida
But this backing off is liable
to inflame the passions of true-
Down with reality.
simplicity is great.
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