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POLITICAL ESSAYS
Oh, The Great CoMpLeXiTy!
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April 28, 2005
Associated Press
U.S. Says Lesser Groups Helping
al-Qaida
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There is no al-Qaida and never
has been.
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The Superpower invented the name
because it knew its dumbed down
true-believers couldn't handle
the --oh, dear-- complexity of a
real world where ONE AND ALL
are out to bring down The Great
Terrorist.
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So now its propagandists are
stuck with "al-Qaida" when more
and more people are rejecting
with a guffaw them absurdities
thunk up by The Superpower's
LIE MACHINE-ists.
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So the propagandists are timidly
trying to back off from THE
BIG LIE because hanging on to it
has become too --oh!-- complex.
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Now we hear stuff like this:
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"There is a declining role for a
significantly degraded al-Qaida
and a rising role for groups in-
spired by al-Qaida." PSHAW!
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And there's "a new phase of the
global war on terrorism, one in
which local groups inspired by
al-Qaida organize and carry out
attacks with little or no support
or direction from al-Qaida
itself." GRACIOUS!
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But this backing off is liable
to inflame the passions of true-
believers.
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Down with reality.
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simplicity is great.
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 12_pf.html
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