Jul 25, 7:10 AM EDT
Vatican recalls envoy to Ireland amid abuse uproar
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/ ... 5-07-10-37

surprise and disappointment at certain excessive reactions

D - U - H

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Jul 25, 1:47 AM EDT
[Roman Catholic] Australia hospitals apologize for forced adoptions
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/ ... 5-01-47-06

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China criticizes Vatican for excommunicating bishops
BEIJING | Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:19am EDT
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/ ... 8220110725

Vatican's recent excommunication of two Chinese bishops who were ordained without papal approval was "unreasonable" and "rude"

THEY WEREN'T THE RIGHT TYPE

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Jul 25, 7:57 AM EDT
Drug prices to plummet in wave of expiring patents
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/ ... 5-07-57-11

next 14 months will bring generic versions of seven of the world's 20 best-selling drugs

WE WENT TO GET OUR PRESCRIPTIONS AND WHEN THEY TOLD HIM IT WAS ONLY $20 INSTEAD OF $200 HE DIED RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT.

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Jul 25, 7:50 AM EDT
Moody's warns Greek default virtually 100 percent
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/ ... 5-07-50-33

downgraded Greece's bond ratings by a further three notches

WE ASKED THE POSTMAN WHY OUR INTEREST CHECKS HADN'T COME AND WHEN HE SAID NOBODY WAS GETTIN' 'EM SHE DIED RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT.

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Jul 25, 7:34 AM EDT
Dow Chemical, Saudi Aramco agree on joint venture
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/ ... 5-07-34-27

work on the long-awaited Sadara Chemical Company venture will begin immediately. It should start operations by 2015.

WE CLEARED IT WITH $ALEHI

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25 July 2011 Last updated at 04:56 ET
Superquinn collapse: NI companies fear £5m losses
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-14272994

15 companies in Northern Ireland, owed an estimated £5m after Irish supermarket chain Superquinn collapsed a week ago, fear they may never get paid.

Farmers and food delivery companies are facing major losses.

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25 July 2011 5:21 ET
Higher bills hitting savings growth, says BBA [British Bankers' Association]
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14273336

household bills have been rising during 2011, such as drivers' fuel costs and the cost of heating the home.

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24 July 2011 Last updated at 22:57 ET
British army 'faces thousands more job losses'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14271202

I DOHN UNERSTAND, THERE'S LOTSMORE FOHKS OUT THAR TO BE KILLED.

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25 July 2011 Last updated at 08:28 ET
Hackers hit Italian cyber-police
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14277723

Hackers have started to release gigabytes of secret documents stolen from an Italian cybercrime unit.

DUMMKOPFS, ARISE!

Officers from Italy's cybercrime division carried out a series of raids on homes of suspected Anonymous members in early July. Three people were arrested as a result.

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Fresh Karachi violence leaves 44 dead in three days
KARACHI | Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:41pm IST
http://in.reuters.com/article/2011/07/2 ... 7020110725

political and ethnic

JES SO'S ITZ NOT 'ROUND HERE!

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France weakest link in the euro's AAA chain
PARIS | Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:28pm IST
http://in.reuters.com/article/2011/07/2 ... onomicNews

the premium Paris pays investors to hold its debt rather than fiscally correct German bonds more than doubled in a matter of weeks

WE'LL HAVE A SHOW-WAR WITH LIBYA, THAT'LL FIX THINGS

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In U.S. debt row, hints of emerging-economy crises
WASHINGTON | Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:15am IST
http://in.reuters.com/article/2011/07/2 ... onomicNews

Debt default. A ratings downgrade. Political deadlock. Such terms, once associated primarily with the developing world, now abound in the mighty United States.

THE SUPERPOWER

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British Apache helicopter injures children in Afghanistan
Monday 25 July 2011 12.59 BST
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/ju ... fghanistan

Aircraft gunfire responsible for 'regrettable' injuries

JES SO'S ITZ NOT 'ROUND HERE!