Aug 26, 12:33 PM EDT

16 killed in bombing on UN building in Nigeria


http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/ ... 6-12-33-28

U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon called it "an assault on those who devote their lives to helping others."

DO-GOOD EVIL DOERS

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Aug 26, 10:59 AM EDT

Japan nuke plant radiation leak exceeds Hiroshima

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/ ... 6-10-59-36

JAPAN SHOOTS SELF IN FOOT TRYING TO BUILD OWN NUKES

SUPERPOWER BOMBS SECRET REACTOR IN NORTH-EAST JAPAN

Unexpected results: earthquake and tsunami

Expected cover story: Earthquake! Tsunami! Not Us!!


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Aug 26, 9:44 AM EDT

Indians look to activist to solve their woes

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/ ... 6-09-44-08

Rice will be cheaper. Police won't accept bribes. Politicians will be honest. And if you're better qualified, you'll get that promotion over the boss' son.

THAT'S SOCIALISM.

WELL...ALONG THAT LINE.

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Aug 26, 10:47 AM EDT

Troubled Spain amends constitution to limit debt

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/ ... 6-10-47-40

That threshold can be surpassed only in cases of natural disaster, economic recession or other extraordinary circumstances that will have to be declared formally by a vote in Parliament.

THE PREPOSTEROUS IN OVERDRIVE

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26 August 2011 Last updated at 08:25 ET

Prison numbers reach record high in England and Wales

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14681776

86,821 people locked up in jails, young offender institutions and immigration removal centres.

THE GREATER THE NUMBER OF OFFENDERS INSIDE, THE GREATER THE NUMBER OF OFFENSES OUTSIDE