DAN SAVAGE'S COMMENTS ON THE SANTORUM DEFEAT
This is funny as hell...
Man, you would think I single-handedly defeated Rick Santorum, judging by the hundreds of emails I’ve received since last night. A sampling…
You toppled a senator, Dan! And while Rick Santorum may be gone, the word for the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, live on for all time.
Congratulations for helping orchestrate the crushing defeat of that frothy shitmeister from Pennsylvania, Rick Santorum.
Thanks so much for helping those of us in Pennsylvania who fought long and hard to kick that homophobic theocrat out of the Senate. We may have done the voting, but your helping raise awareness on a national scale certainly played a part in his ousting. You’re the best, Dan!
That messy, unsatisfying, non-consensual ass fuck of a senator is gone! I am sure your inbox will be flooded with congratulations, hopes, dreams, unicorns, and offers for sexual favors because of your huge role in publicizing what a terrorist this guy was but I couldn’t help myself: THANK YOU!