Heres a thought. Repukes think heat attracts brown people. No!!!! Not more brown people!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! We're affraid of brown people. Brown people just soak up welfare and and and they commit crimes and an and an they shoot white girls and they are terrorists and they kidnapp soldiers an and they come here illegaly and and and they are muslim not christian. Look out brown people everywhere. Attack of the brown people. Theres no such thing as global warming. There is no rise in heat. Where theres heat there is brown people. Oh no not brown people. Get this. I started a new job 3 weeks ago. I work right next to a repukelican. He told me the other day that Clinton was to blame for 911, there is no proof that global warming exists, Dems are to blame for lost smoker rights, Dems started the sin tax on tobacco and alcohol, Dems are the reason for outsourcing jobs, Dems are the reason that child molesters walk free, and everything else in between. I dont think Ill be able to keep this job for long because Im going to choke the shit out of him. I dont scream and yell. Im too damn old for that shit. But its fun to listen to the crap he comes up with. His heroes are Newt, Hannity, Limpball. He accused me of reading propaganda on the daily kos, Democracy Now, Air America, and Cnn. I laughed and said you get yours from Faux News. "Fox News is fair and balanced". "At least they tell the truth". I let him dig his hole deep before I told him I was a liberal. After he told me all these things I told him we wouldnt see eye to eye. He said "why?" Then I told him I was a "LIBERAL"......Ive never seen a smile run away so fast. It was a mastercard priceless moment.
I mention the heat in there somewhere.....didnt I? Just playin.