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 Post subject: Are You a Cowboy?
PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:28 am 
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An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working
cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and
feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.
When I watch TV, I think about women.
I even think about women when I eat.
It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old
cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
lesbian."


Since GW seems to be a cowboy, I wonder if he read this, would he think that he was a lesbian too??
-Eva


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Oh boy, I have to send this to a friend. A number of them actually, both the lesbian ones and the cowboy ones!


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This joke is a great one, Eva...I've passed it on to many friends.

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