he almost met an early end to his evolutionary cycle the other morning.
i was in the bathroom, getting dressed, or, rather ready for the day. i usually do all this nude....doesn't everyone?
anyways, as i was taking out life's frustrations on my teeth by brushing vigorously, i must have been shaking a bit much. the bathroom is the cat's hangout...he sleeps there, he unrolls the toilet paper, plays in the toilet, and sometimes finds the shower stall rather amusing, especially after one is done taking a shower because the water might be dripping a bit after being turned off. as i mentioned before, he's fascinated by water.
anyways, the bathroom is his now and no one can go in there with out him running in behind you. so, like i was saying, i must have been "shaking" a bit much and he must have thought there was a huge rat between my legs. now, did you really think i was going to refer to my male anatomy as a "little mouse"???
well, he decided he must attack that big "rat"....from behind he jumped....fortunately for him, and for me, of course, he was in a playful mood and didn't have those damn claws extended. well, believe me, no one can say cats are dumb animals, because the minute he heard the explicit language i was throwing at him, he ran out of that room faster than i could get the third cuss word out of my mouth.
now, i'll wear my sweat pants if he's in there. i've always been an animal lover all my life and i've had a wide variety of pets, but this cat certainly has the ability to test it...lol but, hey, he has plenty of good features about him.
land of the living dead