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 Post subject: Aren't Older Women Great? Male Mid-Life Crisis Averted
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:09 pm 
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Male Mid-life crisis averted...

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,
a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch
black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with
a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It
seems to me that you are not holding up your side of
things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go
out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make
sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your
mid-life crisis...


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:D :lol: :D

I love it!

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lol...i'll have to email a copy to my old lady.....er, i mean my wife.


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LOL That is very funny!


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i'm always teasing her that i'm going to trade her in for a younger woman....


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i'm always teasing her that i'm going to trade her in for a younger woman....


Hope she hasn't seen that email or you may be living it!

Yes, just kidding.....

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she loved it.


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I"ll be she did...she's keeping it for reference.

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