I graduated from college when I was three.

That's nothing. I completed a sucessful time travel trip at the age of one and a half. I drempt of the design for my time machine en-womb and began the construction shortly after 2 weeks of age.

Top that!

Lefty, that was me you traveled with. While you were en-womb I was constructing my virtual reality play area. I was only two months at the time and we had so much fun believing we were traveling through the 30th century.

i was a guard for the pope.

But the pope decided you weren't a good Catholic. He chose me to supervise your every move, to make sure you went to Mass five times a day, and to certify that you wore the cilice as penance for at least two hours a day.

GUARD for the pope, Hell I AM THE POPE.

cilice? what's that?


A spiked chain that is worn around the thigh for x number of hours as an act of penance.

I found Irvine's body and Mallory's camera the last time I took an afternoon's walk near Everest's summit.

I am George Bush's illegitimate bi-racial daughter.

Uh. I wouldn't admit that for any amount of money.

I was going to say I was Bush's illigimate bi-racial daughter from his gay affair but I am afraid it would hit the National Enquirer. I wouldn't want ANYBODY to EVEN suggest we were REMOTELY related.

Touche, Sadie...BUT its pretty hard to top, isn't it?

Sure is!

I survive a night in a haunted house.

lol..ok, i'll bite once again: what kind of a "haunted house" was this? i don't believe in spooks and stuff, so i'm curious as to what makes this house "haunted".

Once upon a time, long ago. aaaah Nope, wrong story.

I spent the night in this house in Ca. It was suppose to be haunted. Things went bump in the night, doors opened and closed, people were walking around. Nope, wrong story, we were drunk. Hmmmm I'll remember, just give me time.