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 Post subject: Santa's Reindeer Had to be Girls
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:20 am 
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I got this in my email today:


According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both
male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually in
late November to mid-December, and Female Reindeer retain their
antlers until after they give birth in the Spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen,
had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in
a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Okay, now throw the snowballs! Happy
Holidays!!!! !!!!!!!!

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Oh I have to copy this and send to all my friends and family. This is too good not to!

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I'm with you sadie!

Thanks, Catherine.

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