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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:11 am 
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THINGS YOU CAN'T SAY AT WORK:


Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...

Don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

It sounds like english, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

Yes, I am an agent of satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?

Do I look like a people person?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

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:lol: :D :lol:

These are as good as bumper stickers!

There is an ad on TV about killing mold. The whiny woman says, 'You can't kill mold with that', to which the hostess replies, 'Will it make you forget our address?'

Have to admit, I love that ad. Makes me wish I could say things like that, but I was brought up to be polite.

I know, not always polite on this board, eh?

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omigosh, you've been in direct touch with my boss. You working for NSA now, catherine? :alien: :lol:

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