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 Post subject: GOOGLE IS OFFERING FREE BROADBAND Access
PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:34 pm 
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Check this out!!!! I already ordered my kit. Hell ya, I pay $24 a month right now for access, now I can get it for FREE!!!!

http://www.google.com/tisp/


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:49 pm 
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THANKS, lefty...good information! :D

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:12 pm 
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Wow. I'm going to check and see if it's available in my area. Imagine- never having to pay for that crap again! It's like having a royal flush at a websurfers poker convention.

Thanks also lefty for that. :D

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:05 am 
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Ya, sorry guys, that was an April Fools, courtsey of Google. It was freaking hillarious though, did you see how you were supposed to flush the line down your toliet...I'll see if the site is still up and post some pics.

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Installing TiSP

Installing a typical home TiSP system is a quick, easy and largely sanitary process -- provided you follow these step-by-step instructions very, very carefully.

#1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.

#2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.



#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlushâ„¢ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.

#4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.

#5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.

#6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.



#7 Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.

#8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)

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Advanced TiSP Options

Professional Installation Service
You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.

In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.

TiSP for Enterprise
We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.

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:pottytrain3: :pottytrain4: :pottytrain5: :flower:

I thought you were playing it tongue in cheek! :P :tongue:

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Scheech, I had a flicker of hope there for a moment.

But at least I have a great piece to send out, eh?

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