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 Post subject: A good pun is it's own reward.
PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2007 12:52 pm 
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This is from a friend who LOVES puns. If you have any, I will send them on...

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I see two that I can write on the white boards in my husband's office...the one about crew cuts and the one about life being pointless! :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:49 pm 
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dori wrote:
Banning the bra was a big flop

Reminds me of the German word for bra: holdsemfromfloppen

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You mean BUSTENHALTER or Buestenhalter.....? :thumbup: :downtown:

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