Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, now everyone will be happy.

I now have this picture in my head of black and blue ears, and difficulty breathing through my nose, and I just can't stop giggling.

That joke came in an email compliments of a very straight laced, VERY Catholic man who has a wonderful sense of humor. You wouldn't know it to see him, all business, very serious.

Gotta' watch those quiet ones I am told.

Glad you enjoyed the joke!