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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:47 pm 
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So as was previously reported on this board, GWB is going to have a colonoscopy.

This informative link explains what one is. And how to prepare:

... you will have to follow a liquid diet for 1 to 3 days beforehand.

That should be easy for GW, since he's been downing Dick's jazz for years, now.

A colonoscopy ... enables the physician to see things such as inflamed tissue, abnormal growths, and ulcers.

Or maybe George's been taking Dick the other way. :cry:

Which is why, when the doctor inserts ... a long, flexible, lighted tube into your rectum and slowly guide it into [his] colon. --

GW may say, "Hey, that feels familiurrr."

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Well hell he isn't even as tough as Katy Couric Baby Bush is going under. And it will be Cheney in Charge. Talk about a bunch of CRAP :P :P :P

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US President George W. Bush will undergo a "routine colonoscopy" at the Camp David retreat on Saturday, temporarily ceding his powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said Friday.

Cheney will serve as acting president until such time as Bush, who will be under anesthesia, says he is ready to resume his duties, presidential spokesman Tony Snow told reporters.

"The president has had no symptoms" of cancer, said Snow, who noted that Bush had been scheduled for such an examination since undergoing a colonoscopy in June 2002.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1

ImageThat Gay Bastard sure looks HAPPY about it. :lol:

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The president of Baylor College of Medicine has acknowledged that one death and two cases of brain damage to patients at Ben Taub Hospital last year may have resulted from problems with anesthesia, it was reported today.

In a copyright article, The Houston Chronicle, reporting Dr. William T. Butler's acknowledgement, also said its own investigation indicated that in at least one other case a woman's family was told by doctors that her death was anesthesia-related.

In both cases involving death, The Chronicle said, doctors obscured or denied anesthesia problems.

The college began an internal investigation after accusations by a former Baylor anesthesiology resident, Dr. Olufunso Ogunbase, who cited 23 cases in which death or brain damage resulted from ''anesthetic mishap.''

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Would we be able to tell if he came out brain damaged?

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After two hours and being out with anesthesia, Bush had five small polyps removed.

Too bad the docs didn't want to chance malpractice, yet becoming a hero to the nation in the same vain, but declaring that Mr. Bush had inoperable tumors and should resign. :cry:

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Well...but then we'd get CHENEY... I'd just as soon they'd both have to resign... Bush for his polyps and Cheney for his heart problems. What are we saying? :shock: They should have to resign or face IMPEACHMENT, regardless of their health conditions, and my opinion is based on solid evidence of impeachable offenses.

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