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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:31 am 
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Air Force One crashed on a farm in the middle of rural America.
Panic stricken, the Secret Service mobilized and descended on
the farm in force.

When they got there, the wreckage was clearly seen, with only a
burned out hulk smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could
find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. They observed
a lone farmer plowing a field as if nothing had happened. They
hurried over to surround the man's tractor and began questioning
him.

The Secret Service Agent asked the farmer if he had seen the
terrible accident happen?

" Yep, sure did," the farmer replied. " Do you realize that this is the President of the United States' airplane? "

"Yep," answered the farmer. "Were there any survivors?" the agent
gasped.

"Nope, they's all kilt outright," the farmer replied. "I done buried
them all myself. Took most of the morning. Got me behind in my
plowin, but the weather's fine - I'll catch - up now.

The President of the United States is DEAD?" , the agent gulped
in disbelief.

"Well" , the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his
plowing.

"He kept a-sayin' he wasen't , but you know what a liar he was."


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What will the farmer do next...sow the field with salt?

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Now that is truly funny and poetic at the same time.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:18 am 
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Catherine:

Since the secret service would not dig them up for a proper Republican burial the farmer would probably spread his fields with lime - To keep the stink down if he didn't bury them too deep.

Those of us who grew up with out houses, used lime to cover the smell of shit. It worked real well.


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You've got that RIGHT, deeann...I've sent this joke to everyone I know and some of them have already responded by thanking me for such a good laugh. I tried to tell it at dinner tonight, but by the end, I was laughing so hard, I had to gasp out the "liar" part. Didn' t matter, everyone else was laughing so hard, I thought they'd all fall out of their chairs. :lol:

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