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 Post subject: Daffinitions for some laughs
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:33 pm 
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now
growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: The greatest labor saving device of today.

WRINKLES: Something other people have.
(You have character lines.)


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 Post subject: Re: Daffinitions for some laughs
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:41 pm 
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dee35ann wrote:
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


CAMELS: Horse designed by a committee that never could decide on 1 hump or 2.

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 Post subject: Camels - 1 hump - 2 humps
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:01 pm 
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Is that why we have both -one and two hump camels?
The committee didn't want to play favorites. LOL


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