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 Post subject: NEW COOKIE RECIPE YOU'VE GOT TO TRY!
PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:59 pm 
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Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Bacardi Rum, light or dark

Sample the Bacardi to check quality. A small shot glass will do. Gather all ingredients. Get out a large bowl. Check the Bacardi again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in the large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Bacardi is still OK. Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Barcardi to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Barcardi. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to bean off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Barcardi and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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