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 Post subject: FOOD FOR THOUGHT: PLEASE READ
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:18 pm 
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I got this in my email.


Just in case you were in danger of getting too caught up in the relatively small matters that divide or bother you about the Democratic candidates...

To be a Republican you need to believe:


1. Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a 'we can't find Bin Laden' diversion.

3. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Viet Nam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

4. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational drug corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

7. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMO's and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

10. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

11. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

12. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the internet .

13. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

14. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host, then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

15. Supporting 'Executive Privilege' for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.) goes without saying.

16. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80's is irrelevant.

17. We should always give our support for hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS VOTE REPUBLICAN!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:50 pm 
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I think this one is the most ridiculous of them all:

7. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

Idiots.

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 Post subject: Re: FOOD FOR THOUGHT: PLEASE READ
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:13 pm 
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Catherine wrote:
10. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.


Corollary to 10:
When Henry Kissinger wins a Nobel Prize it is well deserved from a prestigious organization, when Al Gore or Jimmy Carter win a Nobel Prize it is from a communist front organization.

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If you've got some Democrat friends who don't like any of the Dem candidates and who might be thinking of voting for either of the Rethugs or for the Libertarian Ron Paul, , please pass that list along... with your evaluations.

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