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 Post subject: The GWB Library
PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:53 pm 
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(From an email, so no link, it sure made me chuckle and it was from a person I consider to be a conservative republican, which made me laugh even more.)

The GWB Library


The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your organization to make a contribution to this great man's legacy.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.

Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop, where you can buy (or just steal) an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.

To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you
locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

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Missing from the above list:

A single bookshelf containing only one book: "My Pet Goat"

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Oh, I have to send this out. And I will include the 'My Pet Goat' line.

Thank you to you both. Ending my day here with a big laugh!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Good post, lefty! :D

I WILL quote you, ok? :)

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