I'm a student of the founding fathers and Jefferson is my favorite. So I'm looking for a large statue or bust of Jefferson for the front porch. The bigger the better.

Any ideas?

Thanks in advance.

Hmmmm....I can think of a few busts that would fit well into the toilets water reservoir. Also saving water with each flush.

Have you tried EBAY?...for the Jefferson bust, not the toilet flusher saver, although you might find it at Ebay, too.

Yes...I generally try Ebay first. Nothing unusual right now.

I'd really like a life size bust.

How about a garden center? Potters? Art School students? Some of those cement casting places?

I once found a DAVID statue, complete with short penis, in an out of the way garden statuary shop. The owner eyed me suspiciously as I approached him and asked about a statue of a nude. He thought I was from the local Baptist church, who had been sending reps to his place of business, protesting his wares! After I'd assured him that I was not a local anything, he quickly showed me several nudes and I bought DAVID on the spot...he now stands in the little garden in the middle of our circular driveway.

Huh....I always thought David was well hung.

Uh, well...

I was joking.

In my younger days, I was encouraged to go into p*rn or be a gigolo. I won't say why.

That was many moons ago and never my style.

Cat, would you post a pic of your garden when it gets to blooming?

Yep, either here or I'll send it to you via your personal email.

Speaking of David's size, one realizes that the statue would be deemed p*rnographic if David was well endowed. It would never be allowed public display.

I fear a neighbor looking through a window and spotting a shapely mannequin and then being accused of something because the mannequin has a somewhat big top...I stuffed her bra.