I just got back from a vacation, and I had a layover in Washington, DC. Across from where I sat lay the CNBC store, proudly sporting that NBC peacock we've come to know so well.
I wandered over to grab a newspaper or a magazine, and this is what I found in the center of the store, facing outward from the cash register.

Did you get it? Did you get the joke? Because strong women hate penises. Strong women want to "bust men's balls" because let's face it, they're envious of our balls. They are all, you know, menopausal and uptight. And we dudes, we're just hanging out, being cool, when they come around cracking our nuts...
Because, you know, male power is natural, but female power is a pathology. Always.
That's why a major news outlet can sell a novelty item where a female presidential candidate cracks nuts with her "stainless steel thighs".
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