Joined: Sat May 29, 2004 11:46 pm Posts: 14444 Location: NC
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OK....THIS ONE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH!The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee, Carolina, Texas, Virginia, Illinois, and INDIANA boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, fishing, country music. 4. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. 5. Their favorite movie is BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Next Friday!
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