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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:21 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Too funny, had to post!
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If only the only ones endangered were themselves. How many military leaders put others at risk in their quest for heaven or seventy virgins; not to mention the "collateral damage" to civilians?

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 Post subject: Re: Too funny, had to post!
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True. Damn APL, you had to take the funny away from me! Wahhhhhhhhhh.

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OK....THIS ONE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH!



The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee, Carolina, Texas, Virginia, Illinois, and INDIANA boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, fishing, country music.
4. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
5. Their favorite movie is BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Next Friday!


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This reminds me of a little known fact that the major University with the highest unwanted pregnancy rate is Brigham Young. It seems the Mormon (Catholic as well) way of thinking says if you take precautions then you have committed the greater sin. I would guess the Catholics have little more pragmatism and intelligence among their college students.

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