Joined: Sat May 29, 2004 11:46 pm
|Things got ya down? Well then, consider these... In a hospital's Intensive
Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at
about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the
doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super
natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred
around 11:00 A.M. Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few
minutes before 11:00 A.M. all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited
outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all
about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy
objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00,
Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still having a bad day??? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after
the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony,
two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the
wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view,
a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day??? A woman came home to find her
husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with
some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he
had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are ya OK now? - No? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the
cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all
two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding
madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?!? STILL having a Bad Day??? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet did not pay
enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender'
stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to
There now, feeling better?
"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime."
Honore de Balzac
"Democrats work to help people who need help.
That other party, they work for people who don't need help.
That's all there is to it."
~Harry S. Truman