At first, I thought it was a "wikileak" e-mail from Carl Rove to John Boner, months before Mr. Boner grabbed the gavel, assuring (his) "American Sheeple," that it is still...
"Meet the new liars"
"Same as the old liars"
(my goodness, some of the e-mail below)
"come sit down here beside me, honey.
Let's have a little heart to heart.
Now look at me and tell me, darlin',
How badly do you want this part?
Are you willing to sacrifice?
And are you willing to be real nice?
All your talent and my good taste,
I'd hate to see it go to waste."
But I needed to know more. (inquiring minds, needed to know more. IT WAS SIMPLY IMPERATIVE!!)
a link? (thank you Jesus)http://lyrics.astraweb.com/display/887/ ... ywood.html
It sounded interesting. However, my glasses were fogging up.
What's this? (God, you are awesome, and I surely, do not deserve your infinite grace!!)
An audio message in a bottle. (o.k. so it looks like a website. remember, my glasses are still dirty)http://mp3lemon.org/song/44785/King%20Of%20Hollywood
This song, is for the future stars and starlettes of Hollywood. However, as we all know sometimes, there's a price to pay, in regards to just, well let's say, going over some "loose ends," that may still appear, on one's personal resume!!
However, I imagine with Mr. Boner's "14th Green Suntan," along with the recent purchase of Carl Rove's "pink too-toos," from a recently convicted "right winged pedophile," from Ebay, Mr. Boner should be "good to go," in speaking for these "asswipes", who put him back in power this week!!
What's that water doing on the Congressional Floor?
Urine, dripping off our Constitution?
Holy Water, Fed Ex'd from Jimmy Swaggert?
OH SHIT!! BONER'S CRYING AGAIN!!
Remember dude... Your tears, along with that acre and a half pond, will undoubtedly earn you a, "double bogie on the back nine."
*********O.K. (sorry, still squinting)*********
Is that STILL, your e-mail Mr. Rove to Boner?
For years i've seen 'em come and go."
He says, "i've had 'em all, 'ya know.
I handled everything in my own way.
I made 'em what they are today."
I GOT, to clean my glasses now!! Because, as with Mr. Boner, I too, am starting to cry!!