Too funny to delete!: Another funny from Mary K! This is a real tag piece of an item that was made in the US, as found at a store in France. The label has the washing instructions in English. Then below that, it has the same instructions in French, with the added 3 lines:
NOTE: From Catherine (Forum member): It turns out that this garment is made by BIHN CLOTHING, located in Washington and California. In spite of threatened boycotts by neoconservatives, they've been doing so well since news of this came out that they've put the label on a t-shirt. - Proceeds from the sales go to a national homeless veterans' charity.
WE ARE DESOLATE THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT. WE DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM
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June 22: I had to leave this up! 4s are wild! She weighs 4 ounces, she has 4 toes on each of her hand/feet, and today is her 4th birthday! She’s my little girl, Doolie! Yey! - Jesse, editor, TvNewsLies.org.
Past smiles: (Special thanks to Eva for all her contributions!)
Which came first, chicken or the egg...or the mouse? Click here!
You’ve gotta know when to hold em, know when to show then know when to walk away, and in this case...know when to run! Click here!
Am I wrong, or is there trouble on the horizon here? Click here!
After finding out that he was a bird he was determined to take flight! Click here!
Charlie finally found a way to battle those high gas prices! I am not sure if everyone was happy with the solution however. Click here!
Few people know about the inventions of Henry Ford’s great grandfather who helped tame the wild west. Click here!
I think a set of boots may be more appropriate! Click here!
No caption needed. Just pleanty of smiles on this page! Click here!
The proud fearsome German Shepherd sure misses the glory days of his breed, before the advent of pet stores! Click here!
The CIA should recruit this innovative genius! Click here!
I suppose this brings into question the notion that every bride looks beautiful on her wedding day. Click here!
Boris was very outspoken about his pesonal likes and dislikes. Click here!
When Phil held up his middle finger to Charlie during an argument he had no idea that Charlie has such a bad temper! Click here!
With the economy the way it is we could not afford to protect our valuables with a guard dog, so we had to settle for a different less costly deterrent! Click here!
The person who created this photo compilation is the target of a class action lawsuit. The caste states that the image is an unprovoked attack on chimps all over the world. The chips claim that it is insulting, derogatory and cruel to be depicted in such an offensive manner. They are seeking compensation for emotional trauma. Click here!
Barney tried to intimidate us by flexing his muscles, but I think his overall height and weight disadvantage is too much to overcome! Click here!
This is my little friend Doolie. She is 3 years old now. She rings like a cell phone, beeps like a microwave oven, makes kissing sounds, hates computer keyboards and will attack any hands that touch them and she is a proficient paper shredder. She knows that she is not permitted on the couch so she waits patiently until I am not looking before she takes here daily trip there. She makes me smile every day. Jesse - Editor, TvNewsLies.org PICTURE WILL BE REPLACED ASAP
Parrot's oratory stuns scientists - The finding of a parrot with an almost unparalleled power to communicate with people has brought scientists up short. - The bird, a captive African grey called N'kisi, has a vocabulary of 950 words, and shows signs of a sense of humour.