Can we please activate the Z-ray, or whatever, and right now, puh-leeze, so the nation will take a break from being so incontrovertibly insane? We find re-fishing these foul and fetid political waters disgusting. We really dislike disturbing the decorum with, well, anything Santorum.
But, Mr. Ricky can't seem to shut his face, has to bite at the air everywhere, like a crazed snapping turtle, trying to find a flipper-hold, trying to get a hold of something. So, here we are again, trolling these waters, holding up some more trophy whoppers we've pulled out of Liars' Lake. Mostly, we're just perplexed at the run of little fish in this big pond. Don't let any of this slop get on you while you're taking the pic.