But, Mr. Ricky can't seem to shut his face, has to bite at the air everywhere, like a crazed snapping turtle, trying to find a flipper-hold, trying to get a hold of something. So, here we are again, trolling these waters, holding up some more trophy whoppers we've pulled out of Liars' Lake. Mostly, we're just perplexed at the run of little fish in this big pond. Don't let any of this slop get on you while you're taking the pic.
By way of beginning, here's King Solomon, and Proverbs 17.28, and, Ricky, we have a former member of your party, Mr. Abraham Lincoln, who'd like a few choice words with you: "'Tis better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
We'd hoped to suggest you acquaint yourself with this passage -- but, silly us! In your world, Bibles are only for thumping all the rest of us on our heads, thwacking us to do as you think should be done. You use your holy book to rouse and round-up all the knee-jerk, push-button, hot-button voters. You don't use your holy book as an instructional manual to show you how to act and be in this world. Rick, you should be ashamed of yourself, but we also know that will never happen to your infallible, egocentric, puffed-up, fabulous sense of You.
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