It's been a long weekend of eyebrow-lifting reports, likely the perceptual hangovers from the holiday, combined with the come-and-go effects of our ongoing intersection with the Bizarro Universe.
Steely-eyed readers with exceptional powers of recall will remember these odd and unpredictable effects on life in this universe first began because of -- or resulted in -- Willard Romney's selection of Paul Ryan to be his Veep-runner in this marathon presidential race.
Head of Monitoring at the Truly Vast Array of Radio Dishes, Optical Telescopes, and the Koole-Lukking Instrumentation Cluster at Imposing Institute, Dr. Oliver Sudden, said, "We've been keeping an eye on Bizarro outbreaks over the weekend, and there's been a rise in dumbfounding events -- although there's nothing quite like Americans having a long holiday during a full moon, either, to kick things up a notch."
Dr. Sudden added, "Readings suggest we have entered a new phase of increased oscillations -- think of it as a series of much more rapid flip-flopping back and forth than usual between our two universes."
More...



We are constitutional law, civil rights and human rights scholars and practitioners who have spent decades...
“He’ll do whatever I want him to do,” said Donald Trump, addressing his discussions with Benjamin...
It’s five years this month since the chaotic retreat of US forces from Kabul. The Nato-backed...
Later this month, on the holiday of Purim, Jewish people will dress in silly costumes, eat...





























